I am looking for friendship [and possibly more] with a woman who is content with herself; A woman that is sincere, tender hearted, affectionate, comfortable in her own skin and does not put on any pretense.

Please consider the following brief descriptions of me and my potential Sweetheart:

ME:

1) I am NOT, I repeat, NOT interested in one night stands

2) Runs with scissors

3) I refuse to drive around 15 minutes to look for a parking spot

4) Have been known to take the stairs over the elevator

5) Like to spoil my woman. How, you ask?
Depends, everybody's different.

6) Likes chocolate more than any woman I know (no, seriously)

7) Like to sleep in [and stay up late]

8) Low maintenance -- no hunting, fishing, racing or camping required

9) I live alone and still always keep the seat down

10) I am touchy feely and very affectionate

11) I am house trained and don't chew on furniture [not that often, anyway]

...and much, much more

My Sweetheart:

1) Does not necessarily like her man to run with scissors, but appreciates the adrenaline rush

2) Sometimes likes dessert over entree, sometimes entree over dessert

3) Likes to be spoiled by her man

4) Likes to be touched

5) Knows that the theory of relativity came from the guy named Al with the crazy hair

6) Knows that it is okay to say "I Love You" on days other than Valentine's Day

7) Realizes that Seinfeld is not a drama

8) Has never confused Rudolph Valentino with Quentin Tarantino

Seriously, if you would like to go out for a no strings attached Starbucks visit or ice cream, please contact me...

Peace, love, and happiness to you.

Stier