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bad_santa_lap Profile Information

Want to sit on Santa's lap?
Age 59 From Rockledge, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a jolly old elf. I look like Santa
but I prefer the naughty girls. If
you're nice to me, I'll slip something
nice into your stocking. I like to play
pool, texas holdem, and give moustache rides.
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Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
Body Art  
Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Fish

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly

Views

My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Great Skills, Flirtatiousness, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Intimate
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